How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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