Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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