- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Two english guys meet at work

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

a man walked into a bar ouch

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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