- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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