What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Lil' Wayne

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Comedy.

Michael Brown

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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