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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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