whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

pickle juice?

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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