Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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