What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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