Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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