- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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