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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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