- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What just hit my face? The floor

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

your father died

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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