It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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