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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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