roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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