Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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I enjoy anal.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Obama

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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