- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

lol a man is drowning

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

i like turtals and kids

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

why does column have a letter n?

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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