How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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