What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

matty russel are you on here

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Gay's rights

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what time is it? 3:16

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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