- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A new restaurant KKKcake

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

girls basketball

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

hey bill!

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

squirrels with massive bonerss

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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