- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Pinus Testicles

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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