A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Membean

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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a man is running away

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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