waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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