An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Iggy Azalea

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

You know what is not cool? Fire.

69

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

eloise dey.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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