Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Netflix and chill

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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