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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Vagina ass.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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