- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your mom.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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