- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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