Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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I enjoy anal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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