What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I saw a poor man named rich

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Jersey Shore

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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