Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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penis

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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