3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Mitt Romney penis

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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