whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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