You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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School

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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