Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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