- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Who is a knob? ross d

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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