- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

No. Yes.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

How did th-A fridge.

Wade

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Yo mamas so fat

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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