what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

women's rights

A disabled man walks into a bar.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

I had sex. Just kidding.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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