- Anti Joke

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.