What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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