Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Weiner

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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