Seth stock has a large penis

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Hi Shelby!!

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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0 + 0 = 0

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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