- Anti Joke

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

fart+fart=poop

pineapples

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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