Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What did I do last night?work

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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