Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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