- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

whats really hot the sun

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

how do you confuse a blond?

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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