- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Women.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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