A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Girls Basketball.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

How high is a Chinaman

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

hi

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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