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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

PENIS

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Women

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Penis

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

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